As families across the nation prepared their turkeys, stuffing, and pumpkin pie ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday, Virginia Senator Tim Kaine took a different approach to the yearly feast — bastardizing some poor, innocent onions in what may be the most (derogatorily) American dish known to man.
“A Kaine specialty—creamed onions!” the Democratic lawmaker captioned a snap of what appeared to be a bunch of translucent pearl onions floating in a two-toned soup of milk, barely-melted shredded cheese, and possibly a metric ton of Cheetos dust.
A Kaine specialty—creamed onions! pic.twitter.com/v7uk2sljKh
— Tim Kaine (@timkaine) November 23, 2023
Like most photos of extremely f—ked up food, the Senator’s meal quickly went viral, proving there are, in fact, worse foods than your Aunt Susan’s bland-a— brussel sprout casserole.
“Ironic that he's pro Life but serving this aborted fetus at Thanksgiving dinner,” joked @ACABylonBee.
“Tim you are UP for REELECTION in a YEAR,” wrote @emiliepfrank, while @robrousseau denounced the politician as “Tim Kaine in the membrane.”
But it wasn’t all roasts — amid the incessant insults, @hkyshawn managed to find something complimentary about the offending side dish, heralding its oddly appropriate plating.
“A toilet bowl shaped dish is definitely the correct dish to eat that vomit from,” they wrote.
Even with this Thanksgiving Day parade of increasingly creative insults, Kaine wasn’t the only one to share some horrifying holiday food pictures.
From a canned extravaganza to a Rennisance Tour-bound Turkey, here are some of Twitter’s most cursed Thanksgiving dishes.
She done uncanned an entire thanksgiving dinner pic.twitter.com/nrm6Fzy1nu
— Mesh (@rahsh33m) November 23, 2023
got my turkey ready to go for tomorrow pic.twitter.com/43mQo285ty
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) November 23, 2023
turkey going to the renaissance tour?! https://t.co/wITYz4AoO5
— zae (@itszaeok) November 24, 2023
Half of the whole point of thanksgiving is to show my uncles I still got bad hoes and show my aunties somebody gon make my plate this counterproductive https://t.co/MJThI5gevH
— Iceberg Slim (@unckie) November 20, 2023
what the fuck https://t.co/h5Wvyw6TJu
— i like food (@messedupfoods) November 24, 2023
The buffway pic.twitter.com/YDe8TQJjgK
— i like food (@messedupfoods) November 24, 2023
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